IMAGINE DYING and going to heaven only to be denied entry because you led a life of excess., , Imagine that happening without ever having had a chance to drive the biggest and most expensive of all Mercedes-Benz sedans, the S600., , You'd have a right to be angry -- to hire a lawyer and file suit against the Pearly Gates Board of Admissions., , For surely somewhere it is written that no one can be judged guilty of wanton indulgence unless he or she has had regular access to the wickedly plush S600., , This is the car with everything for the person who has everything. It has leather, walnut wood, deep-pile carpeting, vanity mirrors front and rear, reading lamps, separate rear air conditioning, a computerized smog sensor designed to keep vehicular exhaust out of the passenger cabin, a top-line Bose sound system replete with cassette and trunk-mounted compact disc changer, power seats and windows, power door and trunk locks, power sunroof, a power steering wheel that moves up and down or telescopes in and out at the push of a button. It has automatic climate control, a hands-off cellular phone, a sophisticated anti-theft system, electronic stability and anti-slip controls, anti-lock brakes, an electronically controlled five-speed automatic transmission, front and side air bags and bank-vault doors., , Have mercy! The S600 has a V-12 engine, too! If you can't go to hell in this car, you ain't going; and if you go there without ever having driven this car, you've gone to the wrong place. You'd better find a way to contact Johnnie Cochran., , The S600's double-overhead cam, 48-valve, variable intake, V-12 engine is rated 389 horsepower at 5,200 rpm with torque rated 420 pound-feet at 3,800 rpm. The car is 17 feet long and weighs 2.5 tons. But the engine is so powerful, it moves the S600 from 0 to 60 mph in six seconds! (By Warren Brown The Washington Post and WashingtonPost.com), , Our 2-Owner S600 has been maticoulously maintained and we have the records and receipts to prove it! Don't let this symbol of luxury and elegance slip away!,