So, youve always wanted to impress your friends by rolling up in a Cadillac Escalade, but hey, lets be honest here, those rides are not cheap. But now you can arrive in style in your very own, beautiful, 4WD, maroon And tan Escalade. You heard me right - this baby has four-wheel-drive, and all the other bells and whistles youve always wanted on your very own Caddy. Plus, it rides like only a Cadillac can ride, and thats smooth and QUIET! Theres plenty of room for your golf clubs, your fishing gear, and all of mammas luggage in the way back, and this behemoth can still load up and ride six big adults in luxurious Cadillac comfort. The best part of all is our price will not make you break your piggy bank. Why youve probably got this much money lying around in your checking account, earning a mere 1-4 of a percent interest, which will buy you a McDouble off the dollar menu at McDs, if you hit your piggy bank for the sales tax. So, why not spend a little of that hard earned and harder saved money so you can enjoy a nice Caddy Escalade SUV, so that you can at least feel like youre getting some kind of return for your diligently labors in the rat race! Truth be told, you can probably find this much change in the sofa, because we are talking out-the-door at less than 5,000 greenbacks (thats the ones with old George the cherry choppers pictures on them). Now thats a Patriot Auto Mart, hometown, good-neighbor deal, if we ever saw one! Come see Just Jon or Big Dave and well have you riding home in Cadillac style quicker than you can say Escalade backwards three times!!!!!!!!